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Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.
Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken
by Chrischael November 9, 2021
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Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015
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acid bath

A genuinely talented, listenable, musically diverse and unfortunately, now defunct metal band that put most modern metal bands to shame.

Famous for being melodic, heavy and using disturbingly absurd poetic lyrics; Acid Bath created a unique sound for themselves (in no small part assisted by Dax's varied singing/shouting skills).

Acid Bath were also notorious for having their album cover art designed by the serial killers John Wayne Gacy and Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

Goddamit, they really rock, look up their shit on Amazon and you won't be sorry.
Acid Bath's best songs were considered by many to be:

- Blue
- Paegan Love Song
- Cassie Eats Cockroaches
by Pippins December 24, 2004
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Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?
by New York Stefon May 18, 2010
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bathnap

what Wes calls a bath to calm himself down before one sexy evening.
Wes perfers bathnaps to vicodin .. it calms him down.
by iloveusk8rboi March 9, 2018
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Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.
by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016
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