Bowling Ball Treatment

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.

From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.

by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

Bowling Ball Grip

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip

"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg

by phil23 April 13, 2006

bowling ball grip

Sexual act. The act placing two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus, and subsequently penetrating both in unison using a massage-like motion.

To warm Alicia up for sex, John lubed up and gave her the bowling ball grip.

by Mark Larger June 14, 2011

bowling ball sex

sex involving a girl being nailed by 3 guys at once, filling all 3 holes (mouth, pussy & ass), just as 3 fingers would fill the holes in a bowling ball.

"That slut invited three different guys over so they could have bowling ball sex."

by that bitch 3 October 8, 2009