bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather

weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

bodagget

Commonly used to refer to sticky shit stuck on asshole hairs. see dingleberry
But can be used as a deraugatory term to describe someone tailgating you.

"i hate this piece of shit on my ass, fucking bodagget."

by walrus cock March 30, 2009

Bovarian Peppergrinder

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007

cop a boag

to take a boag (or cigarette) from a friend.

Kid 1: yo dude lemmie cop a boag?
Kid 2: ugh alright dude but this is the last time im running out.

by rjd95 November 28, 2010

Bodagger

a "butch" lesbian. A girl that goes for the hole instead of the pole.

"She might be a girl, but that bodagger can whip your butt"

by Powersiblings July 20, 2010

boaglass

a word meaning virgin (hasn't had sexual intercourse yet, including oral sex)

p1 "yo, you're a total boaglass don't even deny it"
p2 "i am SO NOT.!!"

by celibatesexyhornyhoe February 23, 2010

Bomag

A paper cut received on the head of the penis while shitter sitting and concurrently reading pink pussy magazine.

He wanted to go to the lemon juice pool but his bomag kept him from going.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012