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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
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The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023
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Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men
Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."
by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008
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Boston skid mark

A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
by todasky January 9, 2009
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Boston Bun Missile

the act of of sliding your erect and throbbing member in between the buttox of a willing (or unwilling) female. This act is commonly used as a variant of the "titty fuck" and the "buttsex" methods of getting off. The BBM (as is commonly called) can be used when Anal sex is unwanted or flat out denied by the female (as the penis doesn't in fact penetrate the sphincter, it just slides between the buttcheeks).

Great for a first date when she "doesn't do anal".
"hey hussy! can I stick it in your butt? no? how bout a Boston Bun Missile?"

*she agrees, you proceed with the maneuver*
by Shane F and Co. June 30, 2008
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Boston Cheese Mask

The sexual act of one man squatting himself over another mans face while he is lying down. He proceeds to deficate on the submissive males eyes and then sit on the excrement to spread it on the eyes. He the proceeds to squirt his love juice in the mans mouth to create the Boston cheese mask.
Linsley: "Man, Dom and Kelly came round for dinner and after watching lord of the rings I gave Dom a Boston cheese mask."
by Candy gums anderson May 7, 2010
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Boston Ski-Mask

When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.
"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"
by Thompson S. Hunter October 10, 2008
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