King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.
Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004
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That kid has a bondz
Did you see his Bondz when he took off his shirt?
He ate all of that dominoes pizza, what a bondz!
Did you see his Bondz when he took off his shirt?
He ate all of that dominoes pizza, what a bondz!
by malones December 11, 2010
Get the Bondz mug.bonzalas is a state of insanity. It refers to the feeling of upcoming madness, instability or loss of reason.
Ricky: Damn, i woke up this morning really feeling bonzalas. Maybe it was the cocaine i did last night?
Roshaan: Yeah bro, i can see you fr lookin crazy rn.
Roshaan: Yeah bro, i can see you fr lookin crazy rn.
by me & u July 7, 2022
Get the bonzalas mug.The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.
by Bonza! October 16, 2022
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Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008
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