Mondo Bongo

To have a good time, be care free and sexy, dance the night away.

"I'm going to Mondo Bongo tonight"

by annie_bananie_76 February 26, 2009

Um Bongo

An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.

Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo

TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"

Davy: "90%"

TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"

"TOR"

by TOR representative March 3, 2014

Bongo Java

A small, cozy coffee shop in the upper east Nashville area and directly across from Belmont University on Belmont Blvd., Bongo Java is as much about atmosphere as it is about coffee: organic and fair-trade java, hip service, extremely hipster and/or hippie, artistic, musically-inclined or academic customers who either sit inside and do work on their laptops or discuss the art on the walls or what they heard on NPR that day or sit on the porch outside and chain-smoke and people-watch.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.

Person #1: I went to Bongo Java the other day. So... it's pretty much exclusively hipster right?
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.

Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!

by internal rhyme August 31, 2009

Bingo Bango Bongo

An expression to shorten details of a story, to emphasize the end result. Usually connotes positive outcomes, or outcomes that were sudden or unexpected.

I was hanging out with Suzie last weekend when all of a sudden she started making out with me. I kiss back, we head on over to her room, and then bingo bango bongo, I'm nailing her on top of her sister's bed.

by Jack March 23, 2011

bongo bean

a racist term for a niger.

clinton yous one crazy bongo bean

by jack bumblebottom June 28, 2007

Bingo Bango Bongo

A golf game variant played for points. One point is given to the first player to get their ball onto the green, one point to the person closest to the hole once all players are on the green and one point for the first person to get the ball into the whole.

We have new golfers with us, let's play bingo bango bongo so they don't feel like scrubs.

by darkofday March 29, 2011

Bongo Wong

The fatty part of the arm under the bicep, specifically said to men.

Person 1: "Hey look at these Bongo Wongos right there, they are hella jiggly"
Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"

Person 1: "Hey look at these Bongo Wongos right there, they are hella jiggly"

Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"

by Fenrir69 August 16, 2019