Bonger

according to fifi, a bonger is someone who is stupid and dumb

You are such a poopoo bonger you little monkey

by fifithequeen January 31, 2024

Grongle Bonger

People who enjoy eating fireworks

Hey Barrette, your 're such a Grongle Bonger

by Blue Grongle February 1, 2024

Bongers & Smash

Like Netflix and Chill, but with weed and music.

Friend: what'd you do with Amanda last night?
Me: got super baked and fucked to Chvrches
Friend: ah, good old Bongers & Smash

by Big_Dumb_Shithead September 5, 2021

Blazing Bonger

someone who is above a human, with a capibility to think like none other, act like none other.

Are you a "Blazing Bonger"?

Of course, being normal is so lame.

Exactly.

by ShayeSaintJohn May 12, 2022

bonger

a gay person who’s balls were sucked off by their brother

-Did you hear what he did with his brother?
-Yeah, that guy is officially a bonger

by Bloomin April 13, 2021

Bonger

British slang for "TV Remote"

"Pass me the Bonger"

by smaahtypants December 25, 2025

Bonger

A song, otherwise unremarkable, which when high fucks hard

Portmanteau of banger and bong

That song is a banger

No dude it’s a Bonger

by Scrump bramblin February 28, 2024