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Buffin the Muffin 

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
Buffin the Muffin by NatraLee February 17, 2015
A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
My girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my ass is raw as hell.
blufkin by paganopolas September 11, 2009

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.
I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!
buffin' the muffin by Jyynx September 20, 2008

Buffin' the Muffin

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.
Buffin' the Muffin by Jyynx September 21, 2008

Muffin Buffin 

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.
That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.
Bouffin by Rabster December 14, 2013