A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.
Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.
Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.
Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefag: What color are your eyes?
Regular person: Brown.
Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.
Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
Regular person: Brown.
Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.
Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
by Thorgasm March 16, 2010
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n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
Get the bluenose mug.when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn't give him any play. originates from the greek "blu-" meaning bruised, and the latin "ballus" meaning balls. definition comes from the way that his balls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.
friend: you are over at your girl's house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
by friend May 14, 2003
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Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
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Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.
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