Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

blue haired brake lights 

the resulting illumination from the car in front repeatedly hitting the brakes at 40 mph or less on a highway,due to the extreme age of the (usually,but not necessarily)female driver

After driving from little rock to Branson, mo.,My eyes were burning from all the BLUE HAIRED BRAKE LIGHTS.

blue haired brake lights by lickalottery June 3, 2010

Blue haired people 

Can also be referred to as “rainbow haired people”. Typically those of the LGBT community that get triggered easily. Blue haired people usually grow up to be cosplayers or furries.

Blue haired people are most popular in the store Hot Topic
Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.

Blue haired people by bobduncan123 March 1, 2020

blue haired girl 

a girl that thinks that men should not exist, a trans girl, liberal

john: tells joke
blue haired girl: homophobe

blue haired girl by sportsfan8956 October 16, 2020

Blue haired weredike 

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

Blue haired weredike by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020

blue haired lib 

someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact

“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals

blue haired lib by plnetj September 3, 2021

blue haired taehyung 

honestly the superior hair color tae's ever had :)

girl 1; damn have you seen blue haired taehyung???
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me

blue haired taehyung by mendö January 24, 2020