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Cockblock-Blocker

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A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.
Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.
by Chai Done October 18, 2009
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beaver blocker

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the female version of a cup worn in ice hockey. It is flat and slightly curved.
If I don't wear my beaver blocker, I may get a puck to the vagina!
by GCFalcon10 February 26, 2010
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Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.
Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"
by foxinator March 14, 2010
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Party-Blocked

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Party-Blocked - when the party you have been planning gets overshadowed by another more awesome party. As a result, your party or rager has now become a small gathering or a night alone.

Party-Block - the act of blocking parties.
Me: "Party at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard!!"
Rival Party Host: "Bigger Rager at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard, TWO TIMES!"
Me: "Shit, I got party-blocked."
by isaacz August 21, 2010
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Doc Blocked

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to have your team's offense completely and utterly paralyzed by Phillies pitching-phenom Harry Leroy "Doc" Halladay III. To strike out against Roy Halladay.
Fan 1: "Did you see Roy Halladay pitch his perfect game against the Marlins in May?"
Fan 2: "Hell yes! The Fish got doc blocked!"

or

Fan 1: "Holy fucking shit, Roy Halladay pitched a no hitter against the Cincinnati Reds in his first post-season appearance!"
Fan 2: "DOC BLOCKED!"
by abelard87 October 10, 2010
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cock blocked

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1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006
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Beater Blocker

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A condom....for blocking your beater.
Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.
by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011
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