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bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.
Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014
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bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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bleacher blonde

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"
by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009
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Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.
Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?
by yanks34 March 19, 2010
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Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.
"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."
by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010
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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
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bleached wheat cracka

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!
by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009
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