An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.
Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
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One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"
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