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blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
by torontobarbie July 1, 2009
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blame foolishness

Completely lacking forethought or caution.

An utterance used by Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn
Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.

Kevin: That's just blame foolishness

Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008
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blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel
It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)
by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016
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Blame-Eater

Blame-Eater:

A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.
John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."
by JaneGordon.com February 2, 2023
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blame giving

blaming everyone else for something you have clearly done, not accepting responsibility for your actions, being gay, also known as BGing
Bones: Hoover you fuckin retard, you hit my car!
Hoover: Are you serious? It was Andrees fault he parked too close!
Andree: Hoover, stop your fuckin blame giving (BGing).
by bones8951 November 25, 2009
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Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
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Blame Indy

When something happens and no one knows who to blame, you can simply blame Indy.
"Someone ate my cookie" 1st person, "blame Indy" 2nd person.
by Goldashes August 6, 2018
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