Whisker Biscuit 

A tampon, pink mouse, cotton pony etc....."

The Ol' lady's in the bathroom feedin' the kitty a whisker biscuit, so it looks like I'll be gettin a pickle wash tonight.

Whisker Biscuit by mr.blindman May 22, 2003

whisker biscuit 

A large clump of dust inside a computer tower. aka dust bunny

Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.

Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit by WhiskerB November 25, 2007

Whisker Biscuit 

A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.

I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.

Whisker Biscuit by Theguyfrombuttsexhaven. December 25, 2016

whisker biscuit 

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.

"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"

whisker biscuit by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

whisker biscuit 

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.

If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.

whisker biscuit by taddizzle December 25, 2007

Whisker Biscuit 

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

Whisker Biscuit by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018

Whisker Biscuit 

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

Whisker Biscuit by Bobknob69 August 26, 2015