Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

Billshat

The word describing william shatners lies or fibs. Or to tell a lie in a willian shatner voice.

You are so full of billshat.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

Post No Bills

The phrase "Post No Bills" refers to many cities' laws which forbid the posting of handbills, or any type of signs on public property. Usually, in small towns and even large cities, the easiest way to get a lost item found or to advertise something (like a garage sale) is to staple signs to the various poles and walls outside where people can see them as they walk by. However, this can damage the poles, and it can make the walls look ugly, and it can detract from the view of the billboards in the area.

Often times, (at least, back in the day) these laws were protested by putting signs all over that said, simply, Post No Bills. This irony failed to amuse city governments, as there were often steeper penalties for these particular signs.

"There's a country's soul that reads 'post no bills'." - 'Calm Like a Bomb', Rage Against the Machine

by PostNoBills August 25, 2009

Bilsexual

Someone who is gay only for Billie Eilish

I am bilsexual

by Bilsexual October 27, 2018

Birdsman

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.

Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.

by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011