bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

bionicfox

A coolio gamer guy

Yo you are such a bionicfox

by PokeyYTz November 28, 2022

Bro you looking bionical

A funny phrase to call someone that acts like a robot

Alex: “looks robotical”

Pere: “Bro you looking bionical”

by provolonewalter July 1, 2022

bionic seahorse

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.

i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse

by steve liu November 19, 2007

Bionic

A feeling of being unstoppable, confident and strong while maintaining a human quality of feelings and Good looks and beauty.

I wouldn't mess with Christina, Monica, Shes bionic tonight.

by Diiggiitttaaalll September 6, 2010

bionic

a word used in the heart of l.a. for weed and cocaine. AKA a frosty

smokin the bionic

by dann April 16, 2004