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shambles bingo

"Shambles Bingo" is a game played slightly like Jumangi, only replacing Robin Williams with Christian Bale, and the monkeys with drunken randys.

Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.

A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)

Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)

"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"

"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
shambles bingo by baishani December 1, 2009
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stink finger bingo 

Stink Finger Bingo, is a game played by a gathering of people. Gender does not apply. Players are blindfolded and proceed by sticking their finger in a random ass. Next they must guess which ass they had penetrated with their finger through smell. If they guess wrong the process is repeated until a correct answer is given.
Bryan did not guess Brads stench in Stink Finger Bingo.

sex bingo 

1) when you have sex 5 days in a row

or
2) when there are 31 days in a month and you have sex the same day of the week 5 times in a row in one month
hey i got sex bingo with my gf
sex bingo by jsjwj November 1, 2017

chicken shit bingo 

When playing bingo, take a chicken and let it walk about the board. Wait till the chicken passes a dropping along your scorecards. Wherever the dropping lies is where you mark your cards. First person to get 5 in a row (free space counts) wins the game. Blackout chicken shit bingo historically is the best version of the great game.
Bobby-“Skeeter, I can’t wait to hit the Chicken Shit Bingo tent tonight!”
Skeeter-“Me neither, Bobby! I can’t wait to win some big bucks in the chicken shit tent with ya!”
chicken shit bingo by KennyPowers969 September 29, 2017

shlingo bingo 

When you bingo your shlingo. And when you wingo your dingo.
le shlingo bingo is inside of the ding dong gong

STD Bingo 

When somebody has lots of unprotected sex without a care in the world as long as they're getting it in.
1: Hey did you hear about Dima, he's had sex with half of South Bay and everyone's Ex-girlfriend.
2: Doesn't surprise me, sounds like he's playing some STD Bingo.
STD Bingo by Deer? October 18, 2015

stink weiner bingo

The version of Stink finger bingo played by gay men.
Man, i cant wait til tonight. I'm gonna win the blackout at Stink Weiner Bingo