Billionaire

A hoarder whom collects money for the sadistic purpose of removing it from the economy.

That billionaire thinks that a spending budget of 20 million dollars a year is not enough to live comfortably upon, so he keeps hoarding money.

by Locally sourced guillotines July 12, 2025

Billionaires are stealing from...

Not you.

Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Billionair

Someone called Billi whilst parachuting

Dude 1 "Hey have you seen Billi anywhere?"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"

by not-a-racist December 19, 2022

Billionairing It

When a song is played on the radio so much that you hear it again almost 20 minutes after hearing it the first time

Tim: Gosh you know that new song
Chris: Yeah what about it
Tim:I'm gonna stop listening to it they're billionairing it
Chris: Whats the record
Tim: I got in the car heard it, got out the car bought something, got back in and heard it again. So like 15 min
Chris: Damn

by 5 In The Morning January 1, 2012

Billionaires

We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...

Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Billionaires

So, should fuck-boys not exist or are you going to broaden the distribution of that too?

Hym "The parallel between billionaires and fuck-boys is there."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire

NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!

Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025