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Bilge

The kind of girl with a beauty that makes you forget everything else. When you feel that your brain is not functioning properly because it can’t process anything but her. Shes the kind of girl that makes you pinch yourself just to make sure you’re not in a dream. She’s one of those girls that come around your life once if you’re lucky. You find yourself memorizing the smallest things about her like the way she laughs and the way she looks at you for half a second. The kind of girl who turns the most ordinary moment like eating a medium sized McChicken meal in a food court into something you’ll remember forever.
She’s my Bilge.
by Scription August 20, 2025
mugGet the Bilgemug.

Bilge

Bilge is someone who has an intense addiction to Identity V it's actually crazy. Imagine hearing the 'decoding process' sound effect from the game echoing in your mind during class. Despite all that obsession, they are still ass at the game. They also happens to be the gayest person on Earth.
Ugh look, Bilge.
by Xystop February 10, 2024
mugGet the Bilgemug.

Man the bilge

Getting a yank job from another dude, but not in a gay way.
Terry volunteered to man the bilge while I shuffled and dealt the next hand.
by Fzzuy September 25, 2008
mugGet the Man the bilgemug.

Bilging

When you load a snus pouch in your foreskin or butthole
Bro, I switched to bilging and I started to get a buzz again. I’m never going back
by Dinkadink April 9, 2024
mugGet the Bilgingmug.

Bilge

Anatolian Villager
That girl is such a Bilge.
Oh? Is she from Konya?
by Anatoliangay November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bilgemug.

Bilge

Bilge/v/: to mastabate secretly while in the presence of others, most likely to animal porn.

Bilgist/n/: one who partakes in the activity of bilging
"Oh my gosh do you see Chad over there in the corner bilging"

"Yeah man, who would bilge during old yeller"
by The bilgist February 13, 2017
mugGet the Bilgemug.

Bilge rat

An unattractive individual on or near a body of water. Typically also looking for love.
Avast! Upstream be a gaggle of horny bilge rats. Keep yer head on a swivel, me hearties!
by River Boyz July 22, 2025
mugGet the Bilge ratmug.

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