Biffer

Biffer another word for good or best friend

Were on our way to being biffers

by Beccaboob122 April 18, 2020

Biffer Plate

A flat surface or tray used to hold your freshly ground herb. A 'biffer plate' also makes it easier to pass the herb to your buddies.

Yo dude, pass me the 'biffer plate' so I can pack a bong!

by PitBullStoner April 14, 2011

Biffer

Someone that fucks everything up just like Diarmuid Brady.
Person without a chromosome

A complete dumb fuck bahahahha

"Oh my fuck, you're such a fucking biffer, you just pulled a Diarmuid Brady"

"Stay away from me! You have the bifferonni!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 8, 2017

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015