Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

by NotABromance March 5, 2018

bicyclops

A Cyclops with two eyes

George: Hey, there's a Cyclops!
Paul: Can't be, it's got two eyes
John: Must be a bicyclops then

by jangarrr January 24, 2009

Brompton bicycle

The Brompton is a popular British folding bicycle. The small folded size means it can be taken on most public transport, even at peak times, without a charge.

I gotta dip on my Brompton bicycle, yo.

by netw3rm January 6, 2006

bicycle pump

Simultaneously masturbating your male partner with one hand, and inserting fingers from another hand in his arse.

Sarah asked Dave if he wanted to try a new position: the bicycle pump. he said "hell yea!"

by fredhoggins November 2, 2007

town bicycle

free ride, slut

casey is the town bicycle, every one has ridden her

by madeleine April 12, 2004

neighborhood bicycle

(Refers to a neighborhood that only has one bicycle, so everyone has to share it.)A person, usually a female, who has had sexual relations with many different people. i.e. "everyone gets a ride." slut

That girl has slept with every guy I know. She's the neighborhood bicycle.

by Sarah138 July 10, 2006

Old fashioned bicycle

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.

“How was the gym?”

“It was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”

by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018