Bethesda

n. 1. a section of DC suburbia noted for having a filthy rich populace, more restaurants per square mile than most American metropolises, a disturbing number of Porsches crusing the streets, and laughably expensive movie ticket prices. 2. a yuppie epicenter 3. a congregating place for festive snots, most of them either preteens or over 25 4. (Archaic) - the junction between East West Hwy and Wisconsin Ave
--Bethesdaner, n.
--Bethesdaite, n.
--Bethesdesque, adj.

A: Hey, how about we get the group together at your house and then have a night on the town?
B: Dude, I live in Bethesda.
A: Oh yeah. I forgot.

by That Random Hobo November 9, 2004

Bridge of Bethel

The soft succulent area of skin between a woman's vagina and her sweet anus.

Ah, the Bridge of Bethel, but of course. (Must use weird European accent.)

by The Slickone! October 21, 2004

little bethesda

the name given to arlington now that it is becoming more and more like bethesda

see also Arlingtron

a: Let's go up to little bethesda to hit the apple store and pottery barn..
b: Only if we can have lunch at Mexicali Blues and then drinks at the Galaxy Hut

(SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS)

by wwhs March 30, 2004

Bethesda

The place where the where the high end job holders of the DC metro area go to have their families. With schools of over achieving children and high standards, streets filled with expensive cars, and a commercial standard of high priced quality material goods Bethesda is a yuppie heaven.

(two teenagers from diferent schools in Bethesda)
X - Yeah, we had two go to Harvard, one go to Yale, three to Upenn, six to Cornell...
Y - Wait, only one to Yale?

by dyngleberi October 22, 2004

Bethlehem snorkel

When a friend is asleep, and snoring loudly with their mouth open, proceed to tea bag them...causing them to choke themselves awake on your balls. This presents itself as a holy occasion, hence the "Bethlehem" in the name, after the birthplace of Jesus.

Jimmy gave Kevin the Bethlehem snorkel last night 'cause Kevin wouldn't stop snoring.

Nick has the taste of balls in his mouth after receiving the Bethlehem snorkel the night before.

by katienedsfilthyfilms August 1, 2010

bethel park high school

gun threats that’s all i can say

Bethel Park High School got another threat as usual.

by 420oml January 12, 2019

bethhead

someone that is addicted to beth. but only beth's that have only first names for their full name, each being only four letters long. if you are a proper member, you will have a shirt made that says bethhead on it.

also, phrases like "a breath of fresh air" or "give me liberty or give me beth" can be made in place of boring, non-beth words.

I'm a bethhead from talcrott street. But you aren't a bethhead because you're from jersey.

by poopdik-buttholeface August 5, 2011