Boning a horrifically beastly broad such that your friends say you have engaged in in an act of truly bestial depravity
Holy God Hank is into bestiality! He got hammered last night and mounted Toni. Fuckin broad looks like a manatee.
by Zoobreath July 11, 2008
Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster
by Yobastank January 31, 2005
by TheWeilderofWackyWords February 02, 2017
by Slartibartfast November 22, 2004
Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 08, 2009