bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019

Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005

The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021

Dirty Bertie

Alberta

They don't call it the Dirty Bertie for nothin'..

by muchganja June 23, 2021