bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Berto

The coolest guy in the world!

I wish i was Berto

by 4horseman June 20, 2003

Bertation

Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either

a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.

There was a heavy bertation tonight

Hey, so how abou dears der aer taerss oh my god, I totally just had a bertation

by Bertation March 3, 2011

Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.

Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.

by ironic777 March 4, 2011

bertation

The emotion felt when a favorite performer does not meet expectations at an award ceremony, despite multiple nominations.

Sometimes spelled, "burtation" or "bertasion".

Well a very very heavay-uh-heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by OregonMyOregon March 5, 2011

bertholimule

33 Grown ass niggas who live with there moms and masturebate to anime and live rent free.

My grandma's name is Bertholimule.
So is your Bitch.

by Mr.Dingo¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 4, 2020

bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011