better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

belly wrinkles

When your shirt gets wrinkled due to the fabric folding under your big ass belly.

My boss was rockin the belly wrinkles with his sweater.

by jollybengali January 8, 2008

Bell West

Bell West is a division of Bell Canada. It is always under constant change and people work there dunno what they are doing. What the management do is they just do a mass "re-org" every year and to kick out the skilled people then trained a bunch of new people again.

Once they found out the "new" way doesn't work then they will "re-org" again.

We sometime not sure what logic the management follow, but the rumor is all of them read "Management for Dummy", that explains.

The most common question we got from customer at Bell West is "Why is it taking so long to get my bill/lines changed/account changed?" Indeed. When we brought these questions to the managements they always have the perfect excuses, but those "reasons" are not good for our customers.

by Alexander K.J. March 5, 2009

belly whomps

Excersizes in which players alternately run in place and low themselves to the ground in pushup form.

The team did a minute of warm-up excersizes, jumping jacks, and belly whomps to get them loose.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

jelly belly with a raspberry swirl

When a guy cums in a girl's belly button and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.

Joe: (as he sees Alex walk out his room) Why is your nose bleeding?

Alex: Mann I came so hard I gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.

by 505_Boyz January 20, 2011

bell whip

A swift covert whip of the bell-end. Should be executed with the tips of the fingers. For maximum painage have loose fingers when executing the bell-whip.

Ouch

by Bell master September 25, 2003

bell whap

The art of 'whapping' your partner on the face with your cock, often seen in porno's while the females mouth is open.

Dude, she was hungry for a good bell whapping.

by Jemima123 June 3, 2007