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Pussy before Wussy

The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.

As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"

Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."

Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."

Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013
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Calm before the storm

A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.
All my faults and fails have been no fret, but a near Calm before the storm
by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019
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Before You Exit

An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.

They have toured with bands like All Time Low,

A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.

Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum
person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?

person 2: No, what are they called?

person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then

person 2: Before I exit what?

person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit
by alltimemaine May 14, 2011
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bros before hoes

The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
by NHRC September 13, 2004
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Before Daddy

The Before Daddy is the man that originally thought he was the child’s father and later learns that someone else is the biological father.
Local 304: He’s my daughter’s Before Daddy, that’s her Real Daddy, and that simp over there is her Step Daddy.
by Rmthd93 May 25, 2021
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no kiss before marriage

HARAM DON'T KISS IF MUSLIM
Person:kisses somebody
Muslim:OMG HARAM
Muslim 2:NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE
by Froggy can draw :] October 15, 2021
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Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.
Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?
by Urban Dictionary January 6, 2007
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