Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

Beef Jerky

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.

by DirtyVics March 27, 2023

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020