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Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.
Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.
by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016
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two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities
My ex is a two-balled bitch.
by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006
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balled my eyes out

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
by Tomer S February 28, 2008
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beach balled

When a wayward OS X application freezes up and the spinning rainbow beach ball appears in lieu of your mouse cursor. A vast improvement over OS 9 app crashes, which would bring down your whole system, although still annoying.
Man, this flash heavy web page just beach balled Safari, time for a force quit.
by eecue June 8, 2007
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Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment
"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.
by all my names were used December 17, 2008
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Snow Balled

To Kiss a girl very quicky after she gave ANOTHER guy a blow job and he blew a load in her mouth.
"Joe just got Snow balled. He is making out with that girl who just blew me"
by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010
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button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.
Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.
by Bigg Al January 6, 2009
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