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National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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Basildon

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
by Becuase you hate chavs too October 27, 2005
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basic white dude

N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.
"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."
by Basic white dude, tall September 7, 2017
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Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile
by selbatron November 9, 2018
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National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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Basic White Dave

Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.
Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.

Basic White Dave
by Jbon520 February 20, 2021
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San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
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