black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

Nathan Barley

Calling someone a "Nathan Barley" means there a bit of a c*nt to put it simply. There waste there money of independent expensive trendy clothes, ONLY listen to underground music, attempt to imitate "Banksy" (See Banksy) and think there the king of urban "cool" (Just like the Nathan Barley from the show.)
East London is the spawning point of "Nathan Barleys."

"Pacey is a bit of a Nathan Barley"

by Jazz Maverick May 23, 2006

barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

by eric October 15, 2004

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

barped

When you burp and barf simultaneously

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."

by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Bane balled

The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.

Doug just Bane balled John.

by Bane Darkness February 22, 2018