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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
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Banana Peelers 

A term used often to describe the extremely large lips of an african american, and the ability to peel a banana using only thier lips.
Hey, did you see the banana peelers on that one, he took the chicken off the bone in one swipe.
Banana Peelers by Sweet Jita January 15, 2008

Banana Peel Dick 

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

banana peel 

a condom when you are finished using it.you take it off your penis like a banana peel and your dick is like the banana.
banana peel by i_#_vag June 12, 2011

banana peel 

the skin on the outside of a penis. Most visable when not erected
when I dont have a boner I`m only skin and banana peel
banana peel by blu3hat July 8, 2010

banana peel special 

the act of put the banana peel in the girl's vag, eating her out with it, and then putting it on as a condom to fuck her
She orgasamed as i did the banana peel special
banana peel special by cunilingus February 10, 2009

Banana Peel 

A Banana Peel is a prank. In order to do this prank you must use a condom, after that you turn it inside out. You then throw the used condom on the ground, preferably in a well traveled location. You then wait, after a while somebody is bound do slip on it, like a banana peel.
Banana Peel by Elij January 29, 2008