Slip me with the banana peel

When a person tries to trick or fool someone with obvious false information that is immediately proved to be a ruse. This originated from a slippery banana peel unfurled on the ground that is commonly seen in Nintendo’s “Mario Kart”.

Keith: Hey Ryan, your car is getting towed!
Ryan: No it’s not. I can see my car out the window. Pshhh! Don’t try to slip me with the banana peel!

Slip me with the banana peel by Walk Daddy Dolla$ June 26, 2018

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel. by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door by Libertine October 4, 2005

Urban banana peel 

condom you slip on

don't go in my room, there's a couple of urban banana peels. you might slip

Urban banana peel by BUS! February 3, 2012

Slippery Banana Peel

When you’re doing the nasty and cum on your girl’s back and proceed to slide up and down her while your penis is still inside.

Jack: Hey Mark how was you’re night with Shaniqua?
Mark: It was good! I went to her house and gave her the good ole Slippery Banana Peel

Slippery Banana Peel by LordPhantom793 March 11, 2021

For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

For real banana peel by aerdu May 28, 2013