Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.

You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!

by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023

Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

Balloon Knot Worm Hole

Your anus...

I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.

He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.

by ZodiacKillr February 25, 2021

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023