ballet

A form of dance which requires a stick-thin figure, high pain threshhold and ungodly level of fitness. Complaining is not allowed. If your feet bleed/your toes break, it's a sign that you're on the right track. You can never wear open-toed shoes again.
'I'm so hungry I could eat three lettuce leaves' - the curse of ballet. Food is frowned upon.
'Pain is your friend'
by Ruth Jeanne November 05, 2006
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1. The quantity of muscles divided by body size.

2. A series of rigorous activities to build huge muscles on tiny people.
Most people are bad at ballet.

I often wish I was better at ballet. Or had more ballet. Or however you grammarize it.

Look at that dude, he has a high ballet.
by fmtk8 March 01, 2018
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by Amy M. December 17, 2003
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The word inserted by the "auto-correct" tool on an iPhone when one attempts to use the word "baller" in a text message, resulting in much confusion. Now commonly used in speech of iPhone users as a substitute for the actual word "baller".
Text message: "Your shoes today are so ballet!"
by ballet_baylor July 21, 2009
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According to one Homer Simpson, a form of entertainment in which a bear wears a fez and drives a small car. (complete with big top music.)
"Do-do-do-do, da-da-do-do-do-do, Da duh da duh, da duh da duh"
by nitz April 25, 2005
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A common word used to describe Strip Clubs mainly used in the south.
You tell someone you are a going to the ballet. They think you are going to see Swan Lake, but you are really going to Strip Club to see some rump shakin(see rump shakin definition)
by rhooks March 11, 2004
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A form of dance in which the female usually wears pointe or toe shoes and the male acts as the showfer, and follows the female around lifting her and treating her like royalty.
I went to go see the famous nutcracker ballet last christmas.
by Barbie0822 July 26, 2005
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