Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

Baker 3

It's about to bang y'all over the head, NIGGA.

Watch Baker 3 if you like skateboards, or you are a bitch.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

Ginger Baker

The drummer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest drummers who ever lived.

Ginger Baker is a simply incredible drummer!

by John Underwood May 20, 2005

double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

by Kampfers July 24, 2012

julien baker

Julien Baker is a gay poet, singer/songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, from Memphis. She is known for make people sob and feel completely empty with her songs.

Person 1: Have you listen"Hurt Less" by Julien Baker?

Person 2: Yes! I never cried harder

by coliflor January 23, 2022