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baggage

1) what someone with kids, debt or other problems brings to a relationship.

2)the person that is always dead weight or a creech in a group of friends. The guy that always seems to find out when you are getting together even though no one invites him.
1) Jack is looking for baggage in a relationship...kids, drugs, debt, and separated but not quite divorced yet.

2) That creech Steve always shows up when no expects it. Who the hell invited him? I thought we said that no one was going to talk to that dick.
by Douglasazo December 28, 2005
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Baggage

The crap a new boyfriend/girlfriend can bring into a relationship such as an ex wife or husband, debts and kids.
''Jeez, How much baggage does Jim-Bob have?''
A leech of an ex-wife and 2 annoying kids by the looks of it!
by Peachymelba April 17, 2011
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boy baggage

When a potential girlfriend has many guy friends, she has boy baggage.
a-hey man, so are you gonna ask that girl that you like out?
b-yah, i don't know, she has a lot of boy baggage.
a-aww come on, don't let her guy friends intimidate you!
by Val Peters September 17, 2010
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Baggage Allowance

The minimum allowable room for male genitalia inside a pair of trousers/pants.
"What's the baggage allowance like in those?"

"Zero baggage allowance in these bad boys"

"Hello, I'd like to buy a pair of jeans with extra baggage allowance, what do you have?"

"My cock is so big I've exceeded the baggage allowance."
by BigBallsMcGraw August 7, 2014
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'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.
When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!
by kimmipooh December 27, 2009
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cyber-baggage

The problems people carry on one website bought from another website for everyone else to deal with.
Person A: Arghhh, I hate the facebook crowd, that website annoys me, now show me your profile photo if I'll talk bad about you too.

Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.
by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015
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Baggage Handler

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage
by Doyle March 7, 2004
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