Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Baroned

When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.

I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.

by Hunterman September 20, 2019

bacondom

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

by cldaria July 15, 2011

Baroned

When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.

I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.

19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.

by madDanD November 12, 2012

Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

by Pigporker January 28, 2014