Backstabber

Someone that will pretend to be your friends and find out all of your secrets. Once they do that they take the most embarrassing ones and spread it just to embarrass you.

Samantha: I think I like Josh, but I know he doesn't like me back. If I told him I liked him it would ruin our friendship
Brittany: Hey Josh, Samantha likes you she wants to have your babies.
Josh: Ew, I'm not talking to her anymore.
Samantha: that bitch is such a backstabber

by Depressive name June 21, 2015

backstabber

a person who says you can live with them,are really nice and then one day asks you to pay double-board so they can buy golf clubs ... keeps doin that sort of shit, then one day you meet new friends and start dating one of them ...

you introduce them to her and everything is great
...until one day she decides she doesnt like you anymore and tells everyone she is going to kick you out... until she realises you own all the furniture so she finds new boarders that can replace the furniture and kicks you out,

she spreads rumours about you and your boyfriend so that the only guy who ever treated you right and loved you for who you are who you also happen to be pregnant to breaks up with you

turns half your family against you, causes you to lose your job

because of her ... you have noone to talk to anymore, no money and are forced to live with your mum again cause noone else will take you in.

that is a fucking BACKSTABBER!!!

sarah is my sister and she is a fucking backstabber!!!

by Juniorchicky December 9, 2007

Backstabber

Someone who stabs you in the back.

My mother died because a backstabber stabbed her in the back with a pencil.

by Woo!!! April 23, 2009

Backstage Pazz

Its when a girl bends over on her knees in leap frog position and spreads her cheeks showing you the full view of the puzzay and the azzz

Girl, Lemme see your puzzzay. And ya azzz. Its the backstage pazz

by JawnsGuy March 19, 2011

Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.

Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?

by Bsmithh June 29, 2006

Backstabber

Someone who talks shit about you behind your back. If you were on fire and this person had a bottle of water they would rink the water and apologize about it later when you are in the ICU. This person makes you walk on hot coals to please them and then they turn around and talk about behind your back while still acting like your friends...stay away from theses people they are no good.

Good Friend: "OMG sorry i didnt mean ... is there anyway i can make it up to you?"

Bad Friend: "Nah.. it's okay it's fine, don't worry about it"

1 hour later
Bad Friend: "guess what this bitch did to me..... I have always hated her. all she wants is attention.. she should go die in a hole"

Next Day

Good Friend:" Hey Bestty"

Bad friend:"Hey Bestfriend in the world" -.-

Another person: "You do know she talks shit about you behind your back"

Good Friend: "WHAT A BACKSTABBER!!!"

by Don't Hate, Appreciate February 28, 2012