Bort

Something really good, bad or whatever is in your bort

Dude my bort hurts

I'm borting right now

by bortman69 November 17, 2025

'Bort

(V.) To hijack a vehicle; To make an odd noise during death by fall; To pistol-whip another person usu. cyborg.

Oh fuck! Jim 'borted me in the head!

by 'bortmastuh January 8, 2005

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Bort Style

When you only let a girl suck you off, and don't bang her out.

I did that girl Bort style, and left her on the curb.

by ronmexico1235 June 3, 2010

Bort! Bort! Bort!

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!

by DiscontentedCookie April 10, 2008

Bort Simpsoy

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!

What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!

by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

Bort_Boo

An awesome dude that appears on MANY social media sites.

"Man, isn't BORT_BOO awesome!?"

by Bort_Boo January 3, 2022