Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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After driving from little rock to Branson, mo.,My eyes were burning from all the BLUE HAIRED BRAKE LIGHTS.
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Can also be referred to as “rainbow haired people”. Typically those of the LGBT community that get triggered easily. Blue haired people usually grow up to be cosplayers or furries.
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Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.
Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.
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Get the blue haired girl mug.An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.
Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
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by plnetj September 3, 2021
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girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me
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