blonde moment

when someone smart does something dumb

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

blonde moment

that's stereotypical blonde:

blonde moment: Rachel just told me I dont need to marry to a Blonde to get a blonde baby~ all babies are blonde~ is that true???

by kiddomk November 17, 2010

blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003

blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

by Jimbabwe88 July 4, 2011