bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!
by He's the boxman September 24, 2006
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Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.
by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020
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Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed
John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps
by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019
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Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie
by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012
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bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.
Man bertie's madness must suck!
by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005
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Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.
"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"
by Bertie is cool 420 August 09, 2019
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Dirty Bertie

They don't call it the Dirty Bertie for nothin'..
by muchganja June 23, 2021
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