bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

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Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

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Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019

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Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

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bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 12, 2005

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