Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.
The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.
by Jafje May 20, 2007
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The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Belgium mug.Country located between France and Germany. The capital is Brussels, it's best region is called Wallonia.
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
1. "This guy is an arrongant asshole!" "Yeah he is Flamish" "oh okay it's normal then"
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
by Spzxt April 27, 2011
Get the Belgium mug.A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.
TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.
TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.
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It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh
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