Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

Beard by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

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Beard

A boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

Beard by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

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Beard

They tested the beard thing.

Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."

Beard by Hym Iam June 28, 2024

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:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.

Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:

:beard: by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010

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