A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko December 30, 2015
Get the you've got to be shitting me mug.Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the You Gouda Be Kidding Me mug.A phrase popular with politicians, CEOs, and other public figures, purportedly to indicate that what follows will be a simple summary of their position, but actually indicating that what follows will be an obfuscation.
Politician: I am running for office to represent all Americans, of all races, colors, and creeds.
Press: But you think it is important to keep the word "God" on our currency? How do you think atheists feel about that?
Politician: Let me be clear, America is a god-fearing country founded on the principles of freedom of religion and freedom of speech. Our founding fathers set down...(continues for five minutes).
Press: But you think it is important to keep the word "God" on our currency? How do you think atheists feel about that?
Politician: Let me be clear, America is a god-fearing country founded on the principles of freedom of religion and freedom of speech. Our founding fathers set down...(continues for five minutes).
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Get the Let me be clear mug.Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
Get the You gotta be shitting me! mug.When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.
by Mr Confident July 1, 2016
Get the You gotta be shiting me mug.To be Yank with someone: to forcefully push an opinion on someone you've disagreed with in a manner akin to a belligerent USian.
"I like the metric system."
"let me be Yank with you, you're wrong and the metric system is bullshit. Imperial is supreme and if you disagree you're a commie."
"let me be Yank with you, you're wrong and the metric system is bullshit. Imperial is supreme and if you disagree you're a commie."
by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod October 16, 2022
Get the Let Me Be Yank With You mug.Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
by bong4 October 6, 2012
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