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Bangover

A feeling of soreness in the crotch caused by excessive use.
Man I was like a porn star last night, I woke up with a bangover!
by jon is tall December 5, 2007
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Bangover

When you have too much sex the night before, and the next day you can't walk.
Damn, we were at it all night long, I had such a bad bangover.
by eightOHtwo November 25, 2010
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Bangover

"Ow... damn, I have a *huge* bangover."
"Haha, I get those whenever me and Steve have rough sex."

"I always get a bangover after sex because Roy likes to pull my hair and choke me."
by HCO Babe ; <3 October 18, 2009
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Bangover

Is what happens after being blind drunk and sleeping with a random girl. Commonly known as a "bang" with a "hangover"
by fleshrocket8 August 4, 2007
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bangover

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
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Bangover

the after-effects of bad and/or regrettable sex from the night before.
My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.
by stevesupernova April 25, 2011
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bangover

The way you feel after having a night of drunken sex.
Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!
by Stoney52 November 5, 2009
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