Australian base system

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.

Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?

by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011

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Australian Massage

The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'

This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.

Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.

After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.

Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?

by TresM March 21, 2011

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Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

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Australian Piggyback Ride

When a person is being double-teamed, gang-banged, or in a three way with a goat and a reindeer.

Man 1: Hey, you here about Durnya?

Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!

Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?

Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!

by Girafffffffe77777 January 13, 2011

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