August 29th National Sex Day

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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day

by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021

august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)

His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop

by Tutaita November 2, 2019

August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 29th

August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄

Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁

by RayRay69420 August 11, 2021

August 29th

People born on this day are stupid

Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!

by Memezmemezmemez December 14, 2019

AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

by Average Monkey August 28, 2019