audiorob

A baffling statement or claim that renders everyone speechless at the sheer wrongheadedness of it such that no-one knows where to start refuting it. To literally rob of speech.

We were having a nice little discussion when he went totally audiorob on us.

by ClericEric January 4, 2009

Auditihuq

A idiot whos 7 year old and dont know what a book is.

your an auditihuq !

by Auditihuq June 20, 2016

auditing america

A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

Auditing America is honestly retarded.

by TheHonestCalifornian November 7, 2019

audiocrush

A usually short-lived obsession with a song, band or album.

"Have you heard the new single from 'The Automatic' yet? I've had a serious audiocrush on them lately."

by Pooks November 15, 2007

audio rape

1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.

Arnold: Oh mah god, UGH!1 It's feels soo gewd.
Conan: My god. I've just been audio raped.

by a71as July 16, 2008

Facebook audit

The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.

I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.

by pocketseizure July 12, 2009

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008